You can't take good without taking the bad. And these were the worst:
1. "I Know Who Killed Me" - It was a bad year for Lindsay Lohan, what with rehab and arrests and tabloid torment, but starring in this brainless thriller was the fetid icing on the rancid cake.
2. "P2" - Playing a stupid psycho-killer in a parking garage, Wes Bentley's career went the way of that plastic bag he was videotaping in "American Beauty."
3. "Rush Hour 3" - The best thing you can say about this unnecessary sequel: As long as Chris Tucker keeps counting his money from this franchise, it keeps him from stinking up other movies.
4. "Mr. Woodcock" - A sadistic coach vs. an arrogant ex-student - who do I root for again?
5. "Are We Done Yet?" - This kiddie comedy took its title from the question asked of anyone unfortunate enough to buy a ticket.
6. "Youth Without Youth" - Francis Ford Coppola's first movie in 10 years is an incoherent mess of images and self-absorbed nonsense.
7. "Vacancy" - If you want me to care about a couple being terrorized in a motel, don't cast Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale, the world's blandest actors.
8. "Wild Hogs" - Gee, you'd think guys wearing so much leather wouldn't be so homophobic.
9. "Bratz" - Your daughter's dolls have more personality, and could probably write better dialogue.
10. "September Dawn" - Making a cliche-ridden, ineptly acted (in the case of Jon Voight, grossly overacted) and demonizing movie is no way to honor the 120 Arkansas settlers killed at the Mountain Meadows Massacre
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